Dirty jokes in hindi

Majedar Dirty joke– Ek Pathan Ki Shaadi

Ek Pathan Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Din Baad Uski Patni Boli, “Maine Apse Shaadi
Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bache Hon, Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Poty Khul
Kar Aaye.

Hindi Funny Whatsapp – Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.
Patni: “Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.”

Dirty Hindi Joke Boys

Most Boys Don’T Lyk Touch Screen Mobile, U Know Why? Jinhe Dabane Ki Aadatho,Unhe Bas Touch Karneme Kahan Maza Aayega…!!!!

Dirty Hindi Joke – Counter Strike

If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be
Affirmative – Haan Be Laude
Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi
Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha
Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchoxx
Stick Together Team – Gaandddd Pe Chipke Raho
Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo
Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Choxxu
Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

Chutkle Gande Sex Jokes – Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“ 😀 😛 😛

Non Veg Hindi Jokes – Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”
Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha
Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”
Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“

Non Veg Funniest Jokes In Hindi Language – Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si… Ik Larkay

Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si…
Ik Larkay Pe Wo Mar…
Kuch Lena Tha Usay…
Lakin Pregnancy Se Wo Darti Thi
Jab Bi Milti Thi Muijhey…..
Ye Hi Pocha Karti Thi……
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai

Gande Majedar Hindi Jokes – Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main

Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”
Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”
Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi
Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”
Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“

Dirty Funny Whatsapp hindi


3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G

Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

Dosto Swami Lunnacharya Ji Ne Mard Hone Ke Fayde Bataye Hai

  • Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
  • Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
  • Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
  • Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
  • Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
  • And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar
  • Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.
  • Jai Ho Swami Lunnacharya Ki

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